Last full day in Wisconsin!!! 22 miles again today and again without BMW. It was cold out all day, and probably never got above 47. I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was, bordering on too cold.
I walked fast, and didn't stop today. So I finished up around 4:30 and Dick and Philis came and got me in Walworth. We went to a local place called the Red Zone and had a fish fry dinner and then stopped back at the winery for a glass of wine before heading home. A woman called the winery and asked if I was there, and if I wanted her pocket penis. Yep, you read that right, pocket penis...
The back story to this: Way back in Montana, I was stayed with one of my landscape customers from back home in Tucson who owns a house in Big Sky, MT. He is a retired Dr., and we were having a discussion on how difficult it can be to find places to use the bath room as a female. He very casually mentioned this "Pocket penis". I had no idea what it was, so he told me all about it and how some of his clients had used it and loved it. What he knew as a pocket penis, was something you could keep in your bag, and pull it out and use it when needed, like camping or something and fold it up and put it away. I guess it's also known as a P-mate (Click the link, you know you want to). Anyway, we somehow got on the subject again while we were at the winery, and there was a woman who got really excited and said her husband bought her one so she could use it on the boat.
She didn't really care for it, so she brought it in to the winery for me tonight so she could get rid of it... and it was not exactly what I had in mind. Hence, the picture of "Pinot More" . I will not be taking her version of the pocket penis with me on the road, but I will be sending home, because it's too damn funny not to.
I walked fast, and didn't stop today. So I finished up around 4:30 and Dick and Philis came and got me in Walworth. We went to a local place called the Red Zone and had a fish fry dinner and then stopped back at the winery for a glass of wine before heading home. A woman called the winery and asked if I was there, and if I wanted her pocket penis. Yep, you read that right, pocket penis...
The back story to this: Way back in Montana, I was stayed with one of my landscape customers from back home in Tucson who owns a house in Big Sky, MT. He is a retired Dr., and we were having a discussion on how difficult it can be to find places to use the bath room as a female. He very casually mentioned this "Pocket penis". I had no idea what it was, so he told me all about it and how some of his clients had used it and loved it. What he knew as a pocket penis, was something you could keep in your bag, and pull it out and use it when needed, like camping or something and fold it up and put it away. I guess it's also known as a P-mate (Click the link, you know you want to). Anyway, we somehow got on the subject again while we were at the winery, and there was a woman who got really excited and said her husband bought her one so she could use it on the boat.
She didn't really care for it, so she brought it in to the winery for me tonight so she could get rid of it... and it was not exactly what I had in mind. Hence, the picture of "Pinot More" . I will not be taking her version of the pocket penis with me on the road, but I will be sending home, because it's too damn funny not to.
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